Page type: lyric reference
Artist: Fake Problems
Canonical path: /fake-problems/my-first-million
Related lyric paths: 6
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My First Million
Read My First Million lyrics by Fake Problems on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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Curated by Ethan Walker
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My First Million
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You barely caught me, come on and catch me,
you know you don't look so good lately.
I'll make a million in advertising by advertising your unsurprising defeat.
I'm sick of suffering through your boring stories but in all my glory I'm pulling through.
Now wait a second girl, who is driving? I'm way too tired to open my eyes.
I fell in love with a girl who laughed every time I looked at her.
I'm not sure how it happened but my first reaction was the same as yours.
It was new, it was cute at first.
I woke up last night and my nose was bleeding,
I think I'm dying. Oh Hallelujah!!! Young love gets old.
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