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Artist: Fake Problems
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The Heaven & Hell Cotillion
Read The Heaven & Hell Cotillion lyrics by Fake Problems on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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The Heaven & Hell Cotillion
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I'm going to heaven,
And you're going to hell.
Condemned for all eternity
For the mistakes you've made.
Remember that time,
You stole that money.
When you broke in that window.
How about that Friday night,
Or all those Sunday mornings,
When you didn't go to church.
That's why
I'm going to heaven,
And you're going to hell.
Condemned for all eternity
For the mistakes you've made.
I can't tell you what heaven's like
And I don't know much about hell.
I know hell is like a nightmare
And heaven's just a dream.
(Do do dee dee doo)
I'm going to heaven,
And you're going to hell. (Go to hell!)
Condemned for all eternity
For the mistakes you've made.
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