Thrill Of First Love

[Whizzer]

Hang up all your clothes

[Marvin]

Whizzer begs

[Whizzer]

Whizzer knows

[Marvin]

Shave your legs

[Whizzer]

Make me sick

[Marvin]

You're a prick

[Whizzer]

God you're impossible

We've been together for nine months

[Marvin]

Ten months

[Whizzer]

Nine months

[Marvin]

Ten months

[Whizzer]

Nine months

[Marvin]

Ten months

We are the salt of the bourgeoisie

[Whizzer]

While I put the steak in

[Marvin]

I bring home the bacon

[Both]

And we're proud to say we love it how we

[Marvin/whizzer]

Don't, won't

[Marvin]

Don't

[Whizzer]

Won't

[Marvin]

Don't

[Marvin & Whizzer]

Agree

[Whizzer]

Everything he owns is vile

Marvin doesn't care a whit

Marvin doesn't share

My devotion to

Style

Men from France can cancel a debt

Men in cufflinks make me forget my name

I intend to upset

This regrettable game

[Marvin]

Whizzer takes me by the neck

[Whizzer]

What is this, wash and wear?

[Marvin]

Whizzer has unlimited knowledge of

Dreck

[Whizzer]

Send me flowers

[Marvin]

Mention is made

[Whizzer]

Make them roses

[Marvin]

Attention is paid

In full

[Whizzer]

See how quickly he sours

[Marvin]

When he pushes, I pull

[Whizzer]

Hang up your clothes, Marvin

Breeding shows, Marvin

[Marvin]

I was rich

He was horny

[Whizzer]

We fit like a glove

[Marvin]

Close your eyes, Whizzer

[Whizzer]

Passion dies

But I'd kill for that thrill of first

Love

[Both]

We ask for passion at all times

We stand for passion and drink this toast

[Whizzer]

Still it's awfully trying

[Marvin]

And we're not denying

[Both]

That of all the lesser passions

We like fighting most

[Whizzer]

Eh

[Marvin]

Whizzer screws too much to see

What a joy's monogamy

What a joy is saving his joys

For one man

[Whizzer]

Leave me

[Marvin]

Love me

[Whizzer]

Don't be a fool

[Marvin]

Want me

[Whizzer]

Feed me

[Marvin]

No one's so cruel

And cheap

[Whizzer]

What I love I devour

[Marvin]

What you love you devour

What I covet I keep

Isn't that right, Whizzer?

Let's both fight, Whizzer!

[Whizzer]

I was trained in karate

[Marvin]

I'm best when I cheat

So I'll cheat, Whizzer, and I'll shove

And I'll kill for that thrill of first

Love

[Whizzer]

We've been together for nine months

[Marvin]

Ten months

[Whizzer]

Nine months

[Marvin]

We've been together for ten months

[Whizzer]

What, it's been nine months

[Marvin]

Ten months

[Both]

In fact we've almost survived a year

[Whizzer]

True, but who is counting?

[Both]

We're too busy mounting

A display of our affection

That is so sincere

[30 measure interlude]

[Both]

Passion dies

Passion dies

[Whizzer]

I would kill for that thrill of first love

[Marvin]

I would kill for that thrill of first love

[Whizzer]

I would kill for that thrill of first love

[Marvin]

I would kill for that thrill

[Both]

I would kill for that thrill of first

Love

Love

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