Unlikely Lovers

[Marvin]

Who'd believe that we two

Would end up as lovers?

[Whizzer]

Do you want me to reply?

[Marvin]

Him and me, you and I

Passionately lovers

[Whizzer]

Please don't get morbid

[Marvin]

Right

[Whizzer]

It's just—

[Marvin]

Don't fight

[Whizzer]

That I haven't died yet

[Marvin]

Just stop it

[Whizzer]

I'm sick, but kicking

[Marvin]

Geez

[Whizzer]

Alright

[Marvin]

Louise

[Whizzer]

Good night

[Marvin]

I'm staying here in this spot

Whether you want me to or not

I'm staying

Here I am, by your side

One old horny lover

[Whizzer]

Please go home and don't be scared

[Marvin]

What's the fuss? I'm not scared

What good is a lover who's scared?

Hit me if you need to

Slap my face or hold me till winter

Oh baby, please do

I love you, too

My lover

[Whizzer]

Marvin, just go home and turn on TV

Drink a little something till you're dead

Think of me around

Sleeping soundly in our bed

Marvin, did you hear what I said?

[Marvin]

Shut your mouth, go to sleep

Time I met a sailor

Are you sleeping yet or...?

What is what? Whizzer

But I can't help but feeling I've failed

Let's be scared together

Let's pretend that nothing is awful

[Whizzer]

There's nothing to fear

[Marvin]

There's nothing to fear

[Whizzer]

Just stay right here

[Marvin & whizzer]

I love you

[Dr. Charlotte and cordelia enter]

[Charlotte]

Shhh. Maybe he's tired

[Cordelia]

Shhh. Maybe he's waiting for us

[Charlotte]

Shhh. Maybe he's waiting for a visit

[Charlotte & cordelia]

Is it a bad time? We'll come back

If it's a bad time, we'll come back

We'll come in

[Marvin]

Look at us, four old friends

Four unlikely lovers

[Cordelia]

We don't know what time will bring

[Whizzer]

I've a clue

[Marvin]

I have too

[Charlotte & cordelia]

Let's look like we haven't

[Marvin, charlotte, & cordelia]

And each say nothing

[Whizzer]

Sky!

[Charlotte]

It's blue!

[Marvin]

I love the sky!

[Cordelia]

I love the trees!

[Marvin]

I love bad weather!

[Charlotte]

I love the earth beneath my feet!

[Whizzer]

I love friends that hover!

[Marvin, whizzer, charlotte, & cordelia]

Gee, we love to eat

And we need something sweet

To love!

What a group we four are

Four unlikely lovers

And we vow that we will

Buy the farm, arm in arm

Four unlikely lovers with heart

Let's be scared together

Let's pretend that nothing is awful

[Whizzer, charlotte, & cordelia]

There's nothing to fear

[Marvin]

There's nothing to fear

[Whizzer, charlotte, & cordelia]

Just stay right here

(Whizzer to marvin, charlotte to cordelia)

I love you

[Marvin (to whizzer)]

I love you

[Whizzer, charlotte, and cordelia (charlotte/cordelia to marvin/whizzer)]

I love you

[Marvin (to charlotte, cordelia, and whizzer)]

I love you

[Marvin, whizzer, charlotte, & cordelia]

Who'd have thought that we four

Would end up as lovers