Cameltoe

Walking down the street

Something caught my eye

A growing epidemic

That really ain't fly

This middle aged lady

I gotta be blunt

Her spandex biker shorts

Were creeping up the front

I could see her uterus

Her pants were too tight

She musn't own panties

There were none in sight

She walked right by

The poor woman didn't know

She had a frontal wedgie

A Cameltoe

Umm Hmm

That's right

Uh Huh

Oh No

Fix yourself girl

You got a Cameltoe

Girl that's gotta hurt

Take some time and adjust

Can't you see people staring

And making a fuss

Could not believe my eyes

Had to take a second glance

Is your crotch hungry girl?

Cause it's eating your pants

Do you enjoy the commotion

And attention it brings?

The only lips I wanna see

Are the ones that sing

In public putting on

An X rated show

Grossing people out

With your Cameltoe

Repeat Chorus

First day of spring and by the looks of things

These girls done forgot how to dress

A little too quick to wearin pum pum shorts

And it's causing me much distress

Whoomp there it is ya'll right in the front

Everybody come and get a good look

I can see everything through the panty cling

Every crannie and every nook

You better take a quick minute before you step outside

Check the area thats pubic

Or you'll get your panties all up in a bunch

All twisted up like rubic

Take these words of advice cause its not very nice

I wanna put you all in the know

Girls dont sleep dont let your pants creep

Watch out for the Cameltoe.

Repeat Chorus