Hot Rod Boogie

Well I had an old Ford and it took a chill

It faded and sputtered as it made it up the hill

The motor died out and the thing wouldn't crank

Till I slipped a little hadicol in the tank

She did the hot rod boogie and now it runs so fine

Well it goes up the hill and the motor never even whines

Now I had a dear friend and he bought him a Dodge

We jumped in the thing and we started to the lodge

The motor died out and it stood still

And then with hadicol we did fill

She did the hot rod boogie and now it runs so fine

Well it goes up the hill and the motor never even whines

Now me and my wife had a fox tail dog

We crossed that river on a hickory log

The log it broke and I fell through the tin

And I lost my wife with a jug of gin

She did the hot rod boogie as it sank full load

Well I love my wife but I hate to see that gin go

Now I had a little rooster and he couldn't even crow

He got so weak that he couldn't hardly go

He wouldn't scratch grass or he wouldn't eat seed

So we slipped a little hadicol in his feed

And then he did the hot rod boogie as he struts so fine

Well he crows in the morning as he boogies on down the line

Now I had an old mule he was oh so poor

The collar rubbed his shoulder and it got sore

The mule got sick and couldn't even bray

So we slipped a little hadicol in his hay

He did the hot rod boogie and now he plows so fine

Well he boogies on up the row as he plows on down the line