Page type: lyric reference
Artist: Fenix TX
Canonical path: /fenix-tx/apple-pie-cowboy-toothpaste
Related lyric paths: 6
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Apple Pie Cowboy Toothpaste
Read Apple Pie Cowboy Toothpaste lyrics by Fenix TX on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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Curated by Ethan Walker
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Apple Pie Cowboy Toothpaste
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How many wrong turns can I make
I'd give a million dollars just to see her smile
on top of me
But if she won't give it up
well that's O.K
I never liked that drunk ass bitch anyway
When she does it's on there
she goes
she's pissin on my floor
How many trips to the E.R will it take
she gets her stomach pumped and runs
to buy another case of the Michelob
cause the Lonestar just won't do
and the beer tastes awfully
used St. Idesand even Special Brew
(Insert Hi-fi Hard Core Supa-Dupa Fly Gangsta Rap here)
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Fenix TX performs "Apple Pie Cowboy Toothpaste", and this lyric page sits inside the Fenix TX catalog on LyroVerse.
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Yes. The related section below points to Ben and Feliz Navidad with a short reason for opening each page next.
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