Feliz Navidad

We wanna wish all of y'all

Have a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year

Turn this shit up y'all

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Feliz Navidad

Feliz Navidad

Feliz Navidad, prospero ano y felizidad

Feliz Navidad

Feliz Navidad

Feliz Navidad, prospero ano y felizidad

Thank you for breaking up with me at Christmas

You picked the perfect time of year to do it

Right after I bought every gift you wanted

I guess that's just the bitch you are

You changed your pager, home and cell phone number

You even took out a restraining order

Can't get within 500 feet of your door

So yeah I think you've gone too far

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I'm really sorry that I fucked your sister

I can't believe she even let me fist her

I even hooked up with your best friend Esther

Yeah she blew me in your car

I guess I'll never ever learn my lesson

Just bought a brand new shiny Smith & Wesson

I'm gonna keep your boyfriend second guessing

I hope I see him at some bar

Somebody told me he was born a woman

They say he changed his name from Rachel to Ruben

You must be the only bitch he's fooling

You should check him for some scars

I hope you get a fucking yeast infection

Or some disease from using no protection

You know you'll never give him no erections

Yeah his wee wee won't get hard

Merry Merry Christmas oh yeah