Jolly Green Dumbass

Well all the things I've said

to try to make it work

have all been bent or misunderstood

Everything was taken the wrong way

Now you're making things so hard

Now when you think of me you get bent outta shape

pissed off at all the choices that you've made

Everything is going the wrong way

And it's making things so hard

You always kick and scream so hard

what can I do to calm you down

why do you make things so hard

you gotta stop sneaking around

I guess for you a new life has begun

I'll sit at home and watch reruns

So I'm gone all the time what difference does it make

togetherness doesn't seem to amount to anything

everything is all screwed up and now I'm making things so hard

Sometimes I think about the way it used to be

you're not the same person that you started out to be

I haven't talked to you in days and I guess it's not so hard