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Artist: FIDLAR
Canonical path: /fidlar/crackhead-ted
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Crackhead Ted
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Crackhead Ted
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Well I was smoking rock kicking ass taking lots of pills
Drinking beer like a grandpa with lots of ills
So fucked up on beer and weed
My stomach overflows and my lungs start' bleed
When I looked to the bag, there was nothing left
There was blood on the walls and bloody cigarettes
And the 40 ounce in my hand was getting dry
To party like this is like working full time
I've been cooking crack, kicking back, selling it to kids
Shooting guns, 'cause it's fun on heroin
I've been wasting time chugging wine just to see if I can win
If I can win then you can lose, you take
The cash I'll take the booze
Liquor store robbery
Everybody look at me
Liquor store robbery
Gimme your money
Liquor store robbery
Everybody look at me
Liquor store robbery
I've been smoking rock kicking ass n taking lots of pills
Drinking beer like a grandpa with lots of ills
So fucked up on beer and weed
My stomach overflows and my lungs will bleed
I've been smoking rock kicking ass, taking lots of pills
Drinking beer like a queer bombing lots of hills
I was so fucked up on beer and weed
My stomach overflows and my lungs will bleed
When I looked to the bag, there was nothing left
There was blood on the walls and the cigarettes
And the 40 in my hand is getting dry
To party like this is like working full time
I've been smoking rock kicking ass, taking lots of pills
Drinking beer like a grandpa with lots of ills
I was so fucked up on beer and weed
My stomach overflows and my lungs will bleed
I've been cooking crack, kicking back, selling it to kids
Shooting guns, 'cause it's fun, on heroin
I've been wasting time chugging wine just to see if I can win
If I can win then you can lose, you take the cash I'll take the booze
I've been smoking rock kicking ass n taking lots of pills
Drinking beer like a grandpa with lots of ills
So fucked up on beer and weed
My stomach overflows and my lungs will bleed
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