No Money No Honey

I'm going down down to the river

I'm gonna bring a 30 pack

I'm gonna drink with all my good friends

And I ain't ever ever coming back

I got no money and I'm starving

I got nothing left

Spent it all on golden honey

And two lines of meth

I'm gonna chug a lot of jim beam

Til my face turns brown and blue

I'm gonna get in my car and start it

And drive right over you

I got nothing else to live for

I got nowhere to be

Spent my money on that honey

And life in the beam

I wanna tell you that I like you

But my heart is black and blue

And you say that such a bad idea

Thats hard to swallow but thats harder to chew

You probably think this is funny

As I do too

I gontta keep on just laughing

Or I am through

I'm going back down to the river

I'm gonna find my duffel bag

I'm gonna stick my puppy in it

And drown him till his tail won't wag,

Cause I can't spend any more money

I can't give him a bed

I get a feed it golden honey

Or two scoops of meth

And the next thing you know I cannot feel

My air bags open on my steering wheel

I guess that that oak tree was kinda real

Now I gotta skip this town

I've gotta call up Max and Elvis

And tell them how I feel

They're gonna call me a fucking pussy

And pass me a couple beers

We got no money got no honey

We got nothing left

Spent it all on golden honey

And two lines of meth