Mental Conditions

I have mental conditions

I have no intuitions

There is no inhibition in me

To rid myself of all my fantasies

You'll see

I've tried to get better (tried to get better)

She sent me a letter

But I went out and met her instead

I tiptoed and I sat down by her bed

She said: What's this now, Tony?

Get out of my house

Stay back now, Tony

You really freaking me out (oh, oh, oh)

Oh please no, Tony, let me go!

I don't know what happened that night (what happened that night)

I guess she put me on the spotlight

Clearly something's not right with me

They say I'm unsuitable to join society

But they'll see

I've found me a looker (found me a looker)

Yeah, she's a nice high class hooker

I picked her up and took er' to my place

I switched the lights and gently touched her face

Such a grace

She said: Hey now, mister

I don't understand

Stay back now, mister

What's that in your hand? (oh, oh, oh)

Oh please no, mister, let me go!

Although I am a nice, I like to watch when they cry

Only god knows why

Some times I get bored, and the other me takes control

I start to feel strange inside

They all say I'm mad, they say my actions are bad

But why do they feel so right?

I need to turn myself in, before the madness begins tonight

They've gone and put me away now (put me away now)

Yeah, no long restraint, no, they say I'll be okay

As long as I take these tablets every day, hooray

And I have a new friend called andy (new friend called andy)

He understands me, and comes in great handy for me

To help me handle all my fantasies

And he says: I'm sorry, Tony

Guess this is the end

Lay back now, Tony

Goodnight my friend (oh, oh, oh)