Waiting On The Doorstep

Honey, I'm home

Earlier than expected again

I can see you're not alone

Would you like to introduce me to some of your friends?

That's Mr. Wheeler in his assless chaps

And the small fellow cuffed to the cabinet door

Yes I remember them from last week's bach

But you look busy so I'll stand in your way no more

I'll be outside

And if you need me, my love

I'll be waiting on the doorstep for you

Waiting on the doorstep for you (woo)

Just this once, maybe I could join in too

Darling tonight

I thought I'd do something special for you

I picked those earrings out you liked

Even prepared a candle dinner for two

But I guess you won't be eating

No, not since you're full up

With the plumber and the man who said he came to fix the heating

Well, don't mind me fellows, yell if you need anything

I'll be outside

And if you need me, my love

I'll be waiting on the doorstep for you

Waiting on the doorstep for you (woo)

Just this once, maybe I could join in too

You look as pretty through the window

Magnificently kneeling between those men

I kind of think of how your lips are so soft

Thus, you get up from your knees and wipe your chin

Almost reminds me of the old days

Like when I first laid my eyes on you

I always knew that we'd be soulmates

And some day it would be just us two (wooo)

And maybe some day

Maybe I could join in too

Until then I'll be outside

And if you need me, my love

I'll be waiting on the doorstep for you

Waiting on the doorstep for you (woo)

Just this once, maybe I could join in too

Just this once, maybe I could join in too