In Love With You

I never knew what love was like, until I saw your face

Then suddenly, I felt a love that time cannot erase

Your eyes so sweet and piercing

Your manner kind yet strong

The kind of girl I could love forever

We'd spend the rest of our lives together

And in my life i don't think I've ever...

... been so fucking wrong

You're a bitch with no heart

You're a liar, you are satan,

and I hate the way you snore at night

All your quirks piss me off and I

Don't think i'm misstating your

Compulsive need to always be right

You're bossy and judgmental, kind of tactless, boring, too

And I really can't believe I ever fell in love with you, ohhh

I know that all seemed kind of harsh,

But things weren't always bad

In fact, I think some times we shared

The best that I've ever had

Like our road trip that one summer

Or those steamy nights in Spain

You always melted when I would praise you

And my stupid jokes they would never phase you

But that don't mean shit next to all the ways you...

...drove me so insane

You're a cock-friggin-tease,

girl you never stop your talking

And at times you got a double chin

You may say it's good fun,

But your racist rants are shocking

And your lips don't need more collagen

All you care about is how much

Someone makes and what they do

Not a man in his right mind

Would ever fall in love with you

You always criticized the clothes that I would wear

And found a way of pointing out my thinning hair, really nice

You turned me vegan which I totally despise

And I'm pretty sure you laughed that

Time I said "let's compromise"

If you were shot or beaten

Run over by a truck

I guess that i'd be sad, but then again it wouldn't suck

It wouldn't suck

So goodbye, hit the road, as a girlfriend you are fired

Find some other chump that you can fleece

Years from now when you're old and you finally expired, girl,

I hope that you don't rest in peace

Never met someone so selfish, half

The time my balls were blue

After all that I've endured, now

You can safely rest assured, now

That your ex is up and cured, now

Yes, I'm so done being in love, in love with you

We're through, yeah, yeah

We're so done, Allison, honeybun, it's like over

It was on, now it's gone, now I've regained my composure

So God bless, you're a mess

That is what you call "closure"

So done been in love with you!