A Surprise Return

A surprise return

My christmas tree came back today

Angry he'd been thrown away last

Last december

My christmas tree knocked on my door

And told me 'bout the trip he'd taken back

Back from the landfill

I told him i was sorry and i didn't realize

Christmas trees have feelings just like you or i

So i shook his branch and i apologized

And we played ping pong in the basement

My christmas tree came back today

Told me he had nowhere to stay

So i offered him our guest bedroom

Now our christmas tree's been here for weeks

I've not the heart to ask him to leave

He's the worst houseguest ever

And the moral of the story can be said like this:

Christmas trees, they never wanna call it quits

So before you throw your tree out

Chop it up to bits and have a happy new year