I Like 'Em Fat Like That

You know I like being surrounded

By such voluptuosity

Such poultritude, to be mothered and smothered

Basted in sweet sumptuousness

Let the cats all criticize

Joke about my baby's size

She's reet with me because you see

I like 'em fat like that

When she bounces down the street

She's a whole heap of honey and ain't she sweet

Feels so fine to know that she is mine

I like 'em fat like that

You can have all those lean chicks

Tender and tall

But when it comes to mean kicks

A big fat momma's the best of all

After I get through working

Well, I reach and grab my hat

And I hurry home, don't want her to be alone

'Cos I like 'em fat like that

Tell me why do you like them

More bounce to the ounce

Say why do you like 'em?

More room to rump

How big do you like 'em?

Tons of fun

How wide do you like 'em?

Well, like that

So you like 'em like that

Yeah, I'm a chubby chaser

Ooh, look at her go, don't try to run

Ooh, it must be jelly, 'cos jam don't shake like that

You can have all those lean chicks

Tender and tall

But when it comes to mean kicks

A big fat momma's the best of all

After I get through working

Well, I reach and grab my hat

And I hurry home, don't want her to be alone

'Cos I like 'em fat like that

Now thin may be in, but fat is where it's at