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Artist: Five Iron Frenzy
Canonical path: /five-iron-frenzy/you-can-t-handle-this
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You Can't Handle This
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You Can't Handle This
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Making young girls pine
I don't have the time
Babies get in line
I've got a protractor
Got a stapler now
It goes ca-ching?gotta have the math club crown me king
Gotta rock the screen with the cosine graphing
On my calculator
If you're up
And if you want
A piece of me
Wave goodbye and blow a kiss
Cause you cant handle this
Chorus:
No, no, no
You can't handle this.
Through my glasses glare
You'll see savoir faire
Beneath my icy stare
I've got a retainer
Maybe i'm the physics main event
Maybe i'm the chem club president
Maybe even texas instruments
Thinks that i'm coplanar
If you've up
And if you want
A piece of me
Wave goodbye and blow a kiss
Cause you can't handle this
And leonard nemoy
Can't stand up to this
And captain james t. kirk
Bows beneath my fists
And i am awesome
Awesome
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