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Artist: Flatcat
Canonical path: /flatcat/smashes-like-kournikova
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Smashes Like Kournikova
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Smashes Like Kournikova
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I'll tell you a story
A diva in action
She touches the balls
In such a way my cock would rock
A new art is born
And Anna's the artist
It's an ordinary sport
And her appearances will mask your view
Cuz she's hot and plays the game
Like she needs attention from you
She's inviting
That's hard to cope when you need affection
Need affection or an erection
Great ball Anne, great ball Anne
I love you baby
Great ball Anne, great ball Anne
Put your arms around me
I really dig your gracious moves and love your sweet ass too
Great ball Anne, great ball Anne
I'll do anything for you
I'm not into hockey
I'm not into Hingis
But I'll cherish your body
I'll kick Serena and Venus too
No doubt about it
The top will be yours
Embrace the ace
And no one will return to score
Cuz she's hot and plays the game
Like she needs attention from you
She's inviting
That's hard to cope when you need affection
Need affection or an erection
Great ball Anne, great ball Anne
I love you baby
Great ball Anne, great ball Anne
Put your arms around me
I really dig your gracious moves and love your sweet ass too
Great ball Anne, great ball Anne
I'll do anything for you
Anything for you
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