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Artist: Fountains Of Wayne
Canonical path: /fountains-of-wayne/halley-s-waitress
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Halley's Waitress
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Halley's Waitress
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Halley's Waitress
never comes around
She's hiding in the kitchen
She's nowhere to be found
I just want some coffee
Is that too much to ask?
Halley's Waitress
Is not up to the task
And when she finally appears
It's like she's been away for years
(Chorus)
It's been so long
So long
Darling don't you know
We miss you when you're gone
So long
So long
Darling don't you know
We miss you when you're gone
Ahhhhh
Halley's Waitress
Has vanished once again
She's talking to her agent
She's calling all her friends
Forget about the coffee
I'll just take a check
Halley's Waitress
You know you'll get yours yet
Ahhhhh 8x's
(Repeat Chorus)
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