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Artist: Frank Zappa
Canonical path: /frank-zappa/st-alfonzo-s-pancake-breakfast
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St. Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast
Read St. Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast lyrics by Frank Zappa on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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St. Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast
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Yes indeed, here we are!
At Saint Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast
Where I stole the mar-juh-reen
An' widdled on the Bingo Cards in lieu of the latrine
I saw a handsome parish lady
Make her entrance like a queen
Why she was totally chenille
And her old man was a Marine
As she abused a sausage pattie
And said why don't you treat me mean?
(Hurt me, hurt me, hurt me, oooooh!)
At Saint Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast
(Hah! Good God! Get off the bus!)
Where I stole the mar-juh-reen
Saint Alfonzo
Saint Alfonzo
Saint Alfonzo
Saint Alfonzo
Ooo-ooo-WAH
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