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St. Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast

St. Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast lyrics by Frank Zappa. Yes indeed, here we are! At Saint Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast Where I stole the mar-juh-reen An'...

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St. Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast

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Yes indeed, here we are!

At Saint Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast

Where I stole the mar-juh-reen

An' widdled on the Bingo Cards in lieu of the latrine

I saw a handsome parish lady

Make her entrance like a queen

Why she was totally chenille

And her old man was a Marine

As she abused a sausage pattie

And said why don't you treat me mean?

(Hurt me, hurt me, hurt me, oooooh!)

At Saint Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast

(Hah! Good God! Get off the bus!)

Where I stole the mar-juh-reen

Saint Alfonzo

Saint Alfonzo

Saint Alfonzo

Saint Alfonzo

Ooo-ooo-WAH

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