Page type: lyric reference
Artist: Freak Kitchen
Canonical path: /freak-kitchen/entertain-me
Related lyric paths: 6
Video embedded: yes
Lyric guide
Entertain Me
Read Entertain Me lyrics by Freak Kitchen on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
person
Curated by Ethan Walker
LyroVerse team
Reference snapshot
The page facts to cite before the commentary
Use this page for the lyric text, linked artist context, and any LyroVerse editor's note attached to the song. Listener comments remain user-generated and should not be treated as the primary source.
Lyrics
Entertain Me
The lyric stays readable and compact here; the note and related paths sit nearby so you do not lose the song while looking for context.
A neighbour stole my VCR
Can´t afford to fill up my car
It´s been a while since I paid the rent
I wonder where that money went
Fox & Scully just disappeared
Well, I could always sit here and grow a beard
Broke a rib trying to find the bed
The lights are out and the phone is dead
Or is it my head
Entertain me, entertain me
Make me laugh ´til I hit the floor
Entertain me, entertain me
Crack a joke ´til I can´t take no more
My girl is gone and so´s the cat
The junk I eat is making me fat
The virus-scan fucked up last night
While I was jerking off to a neat website
Spent my bucks on apathy
Precious, precious enemy
The landlord´s dog just ate my shoe
My buddy´s busy sniffin´ glue
I´m thinking about you
Entertain me, entertain me
Make me laugh ´til I hit the floor
Entertain me, entertain me
Slip for me ´til I can´t take no more
Take your hypocritic pointers
And shove ém up your ass
Don´t need your condescending attitude
Find somebody else to harass
Quick answers
What this page can answer fast
Who performs "Entertain Me"?
Freak Kitchen performs "Entertain Me", and this lyric page sits inside the Freak Kitchen catalog on LyroVerse.
Are there related songs to explore after "Entertain Me"?
Yes. The related section below points to The Special Profession and (Saving Up For An) Anal Bleach with a short reason for opening each page next.
Where can I find more songs by Freak Kitchen?
Use the artist link near the top of the page or the related paths section below to keep moving through Freak Kitchen's lyric pages.
Song Room
Open Song Room
Interpretations, questions, and corrections for this song
Interpretations, questions, memories, and correction notes live together here. The room stays noindex while the best insights are reviewed.
Listener comments
What people are saying
No listener comments on Entertain Me yet.
A strong comment here is specific: the phrase you keep hearing, the mood you come back for, or the reason this song stays in rotation.
Sign in to post the first listener note. Reporting stays open to everyone.