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Artist: Freak Kitchen
Canonical path: /freak-kitchen/i-don-t-want-to-golf
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I Don't Want To Golf
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I Don't Want To Golf
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You reached a certain age and the panic's kicking you
Stuck in that bunker, running out time
Suddlenly aware of your own mortality
When that career isn't exactly a hole in one
What you wouldn't do for a tiny slice of success
To boost that place in the bourgeois hierarchy
I ain't you bro
I don't wanna golf
Bad for mojo
I don't wanna golf
Forever no
I don't wanna golf
The symbolism of another shit-expensive club
Perhaps the maruman majerty prestigio driver?
And yet you never hit the ball
And you most likely never wil...
I ain't you bro
I don't wanna golf
Bad for mojo
I don't wanna golf
Forever no
I don't wanna golf
Fire the caddie
Take it out on the wife
Thank yout mom and daddy
For your miserable life
I ain't you bro
I don't wanna golf
Bad for mojo
I don't wanna golf
Forever no
I don't wanna golf
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