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Artist: Freak Kitchen
Canonical path: /freak-kitchen/once-upon-a-time-in-scandinavistan
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Once Upon A Time In Scandinavistan
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Once Upon A Time In Scandinavistan
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Once upon a time in scandinavistan
Grumpy, tired with eyes blood red
Take a breath as the therapist sai
Bingo-playing sex-workers and curry ooze
A molotov cocktail of venereal blues
Kama sutra and decomposing seaweed stew
Diastolic blood pressure higher than the iq
Shaking, starving, running out of juice
Better stop by the tandoori moose
Once upon a time in scandinavistan
Illegal propaganda transmission from a submarine
Get your head smashed by a feminist teen
A public intelligence officer too tired to be afraid
As the anti-socials are gearing up for the parade
Colonial law states it's an utter disgrace
Committing nuisance in a public place
Vomit, drunkenness and potent fury
There is no cure for the muddy streets of gautampuri
Once upon a time in scandinavistan
Wear helmet!!
Head is not replaceable
Wear helmet!!
Head is not replaceable
Wear helmet!!
Head is not replaceable
Only one head per lifetime
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