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Artist: Freak Kitchen
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The Man Who Taught His Asshole To Play The Flute
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The Man Who Taught His Asshole To Play The Flute
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Not being the slightest aware of the novel Naked Lunch
And "The man who taught his asshole to talk"
No Joakim didn´t have a hunch
But nevertheless, there´s a parallel
Even though a quite bizarre one
You might want to know what a regular person
Would hesitate to call fun
Well, if you find yourself at Joakim´s place
Standing by the kitchen sink
You´re about to pick up a glass from the dishes
To have whatever kind of drink
And if there´s a flute with a green embouchure
Lying there looking innocent
Depending on whether you had that drink
Should I tell you where that flute went?
He´s the man who taught his asshole to play the flute
He´s the man who taught his asshole to play the flute
He´s the man who taught his asshole to play the flute
He´s the man who taught his asshole to play the flute
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