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Artist: Frenzal Rhomb
Canonical path: /frenzal-rhomb/who-d-be-a-cop
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Who'd Be A Cop?
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Who'd Be A Cop?
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You had such a terrible time at home, not as bright as your brother and sister. Though intimidating all your friends, still think that uniform's so cool.
what a job you can make your own rules.
Take your frustration out on them.
Hanging out at your nearest protest.
punching kids and making arrests in the name of whoever pays the most. Couldn't get in the armed forces, animals on the backs of horses, good sense and justice you oppose.
Get a real job- who would be a fucking cop?
Did you not get enough love? Did your parents beat you up? Do you worry bout the size of your penis?
Did the army kick you out? what the hell was that about? Didn't let you use your firearm in public? You dont protect me, no security, for my family and my friends. Your brain is just out of reach, you can shoot drunks on the beach.
The corporations you defend- Get a real job.
who would be a fucking cop?
I don't know how you get to sleep, when junkies terrorise your beat.
Feel like a hero when you punch alcoholics.
And there's that secret no one knows, hidden from everyone.
Those unnatural affections for German Shepherds- Get a real job- who would be a cop? Did you not get enough love? Did your parents beat you up? Do you worry bout the size of your penis? Were you a cockhead from the start?
You didn't need very good marks, and now you're suppplementing your income with money from drugs.
Don't wear your name badge on your chest.
In case of civil unrest. Wouldn't want anyone to think that your like violence best. Who would be a fucking cop?
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