I'm Shittin' On 'em

I can do the somber

Like in November

Then rock a crowd while I'm in my pajamas

Like Tito Puente

I am muy caliente

Fuck Kunta Kinte

Cuz Son is the sensei

I funk with the black belt

You better step back hell

I can Get Smart

Just like Agent Maxwell

I don't give a fuck G

Hey hey we're the Monkees

I'll rock a rhyme to the end of the month see

I go on and on

Like a marathon

I sing like Sarah Vaughn

But like the underground

I flip through some kung-fu

You know that I've come to

Freak the ill shit

You just can't undo

Chorus:

Son, get it funky (I'm shittin' on 'em, shittin' on 'em) (4x)

Son, get it funky (yo, I'm shittin' on 'em)

I can get symphonic

Like Harry Connick

Or the Philharmonic

I'll drop atomic

Vocals, solo

Like Sonny Bono

I got you babe... but who's got the pornos?

I'm iller than a wino

I'm not an albino

I charge like a rhino

You put me in a ???

When I rob shit, bomb shit

Some say I'm obnoxious

I don't give a fuck

I'll make you feel nauseous

Row, row your boat

Gently down the street

I'll take you all out

With my funk doobie team

I got the skills, kid

Like Rumplestilskin

I put out gold, get smooth like Jackie Wilson

Singin' soprano

Move to the piano

Hey, where's the ???

Our shit will be in ???

Chorus (4x

I shoobee-do-pop

Hip hop like Sinatra

I spray my Binaca

Then shake my maracas

Hey, it's the swinga

Fuck a humdinger with a finger

Yo, it's the ultimate singer

Kumbaya, yo kumbaya

Like Belafonte

But what's Del Monte?

I kicks the flava

The ill funk behavior

Sick like polio

Wild like a rodeo

Out there in Kansas

Punk, check the classic

Get your ass kicked

So hop in the casket

I'm rockin calipso

Who's got the Nabisco

I cook like Crisco

I pump the ill disco

Chorus (8x)