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Artist: Funkdoobiest
Canonical path: /funkdoobiest/superhoes
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Superhoes
Read Superhoes lyrics by Funkdoobiest on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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Superhoes
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I caught Spider Man jerkin' off in a booth
To a Wonder Woman comic
Then the Bionic
Bitch fucked the Hulk a.k.a. Bruce Banner
Did I see Santa
No it's the Green Lantern
Little Bo Peep cold fucked her sheep
Keep eatin' that pussy
Fuck the ???
Best fucked a bitch
Bullwinkle's kinda moosy
Triple X hardcore
Nigga fucked a floozy
Miss Piggy
Gotta pick a sticky
Mickey Mouse pulled her blouse
Smoked a blunt for the hicky
Dorothy, Tin Man, the Lion and the Scarecrow
Messin' with the pussy
Hairy just like the werewolf
Cyclops, Wolverine
And the Nightcrawler
Went to a bar
And, yo, they had dollars
Roll in the parlor
Hittin' off switches
For Richie Rich riches
Pulls all the bitches
I turned on the headset
Like Judy Jetson
Here comes Barbie
Look who she lets in
Hansel, Gretel
Gretel, fuck the kettle
Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun
(It's a small world)
Ready for some call girl
Wrapped around her neck
A lace that was all pearls
Nights had Medusa
Dancin' on tables
Joker's got a lap dance
From Charlie's Angels
It's night
In a secret hideaway somewhere in Gotham City
As a woman in a feline costume
Strokes a Siamese cat
And speaks to several well-dressed men
Twinkle, twinkle
On a star
Superho, tell me who you are
Catwoman in a red tight see-thru
Dancin' on a pole
With a do-see-do
Mosy on out
Now where goes that ho they call
Cinderella
Makin' men jealous
Like Dick Tracy
Tweety, Sylvester
(Sufferin' succotash)
Cuz Snow White's gonna be fuckin' all night
Strobelite dancin' in front of the mirror
He-Man's fuckin' with Smurfette and She-Ra
The freaky, freaky deeky
Wilma Flintstone
Betty, too
Is she ready for the nympho?
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