The Funkiest

It was the voice of a couragous explorer a man dedicated to the

persuit of

man's knowledge and the expansion of his horizons

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The funkiest the funkiest

(8x)

Check it all I need's a second to wreck it

My thoughts are collected for the funk expect it

I'm iller than a porno I got skills like Zoro

Who's Perry Kwomo? Tomorrow tomorrow

Like Ophan Annie yo it's the uncanny

Doobie with bonified funk for your fanny

Suckers, I pick 'em, so who be my victim

BLRRLL stick 'em, and boogers, I flick 'em

I'm guilty your honor, I rock like Nirvana

So fuck a pihrana, just like Jeffory Dahmer

I'll slice 'em, dice 'em, MCs...ice 'em

Yo, step to the Son and I'll fuck you guys up

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Ring around the rosies to the funk, you punk

I flips, smacks, and paddy wack and does all that junk

Watch how many scram, your sweet like candied yams

But I freak the style like if I was Handiman

"Uh-oh, um I think we're in trouble"

'Cause girls call me Dumbo, and guys wanna rumble

Yet I'm hard like a diamond, I'll sing like Phyllis Hyman

The action packed rhyming like uh Simon & Simon

??? word, the fuckers smell like terds

'Cause mommy will buy you a mocking bird

Mary's quite contrary, taking out these fairies

Eaten out the assholes like Tom did Jerry

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Breakdown

Yo son, kick that shit

Hey Peter, Peter, you fat pumpkin eater

You know I kicks flavor just like Velveta

I'll scream like Aritha, so follow the leader

From here to Madina, like Sarafina

I yell hellalujah, you're fat like Lex Luther

To master mind the funk, do ya? Do ya

The crazy ill Hitler, who performs like a fiddler

I'm ill like the Riddler, fuck a Bette Midler

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