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Artist: Galactic Cowboys
Canonical path: /galactic-cowboys/if-i-were-a-killer
Related lyric paths: 6
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If I Were A Killer
Read If I Were A Killer lyrics by Galactic Cowboys on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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Curated by Ethan Walker
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If I Were A Killer
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This is just a hypothetical story
Of someone, let's just say it's me
I'd gain acceptance for my murderous ways
By stalking a defenseless prey
If I were a killer, I'd smile just like the boy next door
If I were a killer, I'd say I do it for the poor
If I were a killer, You'd bring me victims more and more
If I were a killer!
Supreme Court would agree to hear my case
And find me innocent of crime
Holding public rallies to incite sympathy
Creative actuality
If I were a killer, I'd hide behind a doctor's door
If I were a killer, I'd scrape you off my office floor...
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