Belgium

We arrived really late at night

And we found a place to sleep under a small patch of trees

We didn't set up our tent that night

We just put sleeping bags right down in the weeds

The ground was covered in thorns

But the ground was dry and the ground was warm

And we could see the stars at night

So we knew we'd be alright

I heard some footsteps approaching the fence

So I picked my head up to get a look at it

It was the most monstrous cow I'd ever seen

With eyes like a devil burnin' straight into me

And I knew that if it could

It would hop over that fence and crush us with its hoofs

And I knew that we were in deep

Eighty days left, I'm glad that you are here with me

We woke up the next morning to discover

Our true enemy was beneath us the whole time

There were slugs all over our sleeping bags

And everywhere they went they left a trail of slime

And we packed up our things, we walked into town

Into a town I'd never heard of before

We ate fries in a Medieval market,

A thousand sauces

I chose ketchup of course

Of course, of course, of course, of course

Hung around for a few days then headed out

On our way we got dropped off without wanting to be

In the city where most of the world's diamonds are made

But the city had treasure and sparkly things

Didn't hold many splendors for you and me,

Just mean old ladies in the McDonalds bathroom that wanted us to pay to pee