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Artist: Ghost Of The Robot
Canonical path: /ghost-of-the-robot/chocolate-jesus
Related lyric paths: 6
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Chocolate Jesus
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Chocolate Jesus
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Don't go to church on Sunday
Don't get on my knees to pray
Don't memorize the books of the Bible
I got my own special way
I know Jesus loves me
Maybe just a little bit more
I get down on my knees every Sunday
At Zerelda Lee's candy store
Well it's got to be a chocolate Jesus
Good enough for me
Got to be a chocolate Jesus
Good enough for me
Well I don't want no Abba Zabba
Don't want no Almond Joy
Baby there ain't nothing better
Suitable for this boy
Well I know there's only one thing
That can pick me up
Better than a cup of gold
Only want a chocolate Jesus
Can satisfy my soul
(Solo)
When the weather gets rough
And it's whiskey in the shade
It's best to wrap your savior
Up in cellophane
He flows like the big muddy
But that's ok
Pour him over ice cream
For a nice parfait
Well it's got to be a chocolate Jesus
Make me feel so good inside
Got to be a chocolate Jesus
Keep me satisfied
Well it's got to be a chocolate Jesus
Good enough for me
Got to be a chocolate Jesus
Good enough for me
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