Dai Texas

Serious, man, knows it...........

A pint of petrol, poured onto my pubes

Took a live match and lit the fuse

I start to scream, i feel confused

I'm a human time-bomb when i'm fuked up on booze

Like a lethal injection with a fukin' gold needle

Or songs of praise up st. worths(?) cathedral

Game for a laugh like jeremy beadle

Fukin' glc, we're fukin' safe, knows it

Glug glug glug, had a drink in the pub

Went home and got a bird and asked her for a fukin' rub

She said, 'get away, you make me feel sick'

But i had a hard-on and i rubbed it up against her face and it was mick

She was a man! i got really scared

I thought she was a bird and she had funny hair

I got so fukin' scared that i ran away

I never told the glc, cos they thought i was gay

Ooh-la-la-laaa, i don't buy by the ounce, i buys by the baaar

I loves gettin' loadsa fukin' draw

And then sell it to my mates and gettin' fukin' wrecked up

And lying on the floor

You knows the way we do's it in the glc

Fukin' safe, when the sun's shining i fukin' go's down the park

I gets wrecked up, i has a spliff, i fukin' takes a couple of fukin' dirty slags wimme

I fukin' has a couple of cans of special backs(?), it's fukin' wicked, knows it

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He's got tourettes

And he smokes loads of cigarettes

He's responsible for the death of a girl called leah betts

He's adam hussain and he's fukin' insane

He's here to sell ecstasies and change the fukin' game

He's out of his head, but he's not around

So he gets the word together and pass on the glc sound

Knows it...........glc, knows it.......

I bought the weed off a bloke from pont

He sells what the people need and gives them what they want

I bought over three ounces of his shit

He looked like shakin' stevens with hair like rik parfitt

He's fukin'safe, i met him, er, fukin' mad keith, fukin' told me who he was

And said, 'fukin' go up there and he'll sort you out'

He's er, he's got the draw, it's fukin' really nice green, it fukin' gets you mashed up, man

Fuk it, i've lost my fukin' head, man

Rape-balaclava, clava, clava, clava.............

I has a wicked munch down fukin' ramones

Then it's back to the 'port for a game of pool in capones

You knows you're safe in the glc

They're here to make you fukin' see that the 'port is safe as fuk to me

I loves being fukin' safe with my goldie lookin' chain

You fukin' knows it you fukin' cl*t, you fukin' shit..aaaaaaagggghhhh

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I used to think of myself as a bad boy or a g

But i swapped my bad boy limp for shopmobility

Goldie lookin' chain really fuks with your brain

Dai texas on the mic and i'm feelin' insane

I lives down risker and i got no mates

Don't ask me for business or fukin' updates

Haaa....uuh....ahhh....my name is dai texas......

Haaa....uuh....ahhh....my name is dai texas......

Glc, that's right, his name's fukin' dai texas

He drives round corver road in a lexus

I got worried, he tried to sex us

But he's fukin' safe, you knows it

Glc, fukin' razzle-dazzle

2000+2, p xain, respect

Haaa....uuh....ahhh....my name is dai texas......

Haaa....uuh....ahhh....my name is dai texas......

If you're an automobile owner, a handy tip

When parking in safeways car-park

To utilize the mongo space

Put some sellotape over your face

And walk out of the car with a limp

Screaming.....yyeeooooowwww!...repeadedly

No one will question you, parking in this illegal area

I regularly uses it and it works for me, son

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