Sister

Xain

It's been coming for months i got something to say

We're breaking up and there's no easy way

This siutation i never anticipated

How was i supposed to know you was related?

She's older, she's fitter and her tits are bigger

And she makes me laugh it's not all about the figure

I got this problem like a wart or a blister

Truth is

I wanna fuck your sister

Chorus

If you leave me now can i fuck your sister?

And your best friend.

If you leave me now can i fuck your sister?

And your best friend.

Eggs

We had fun for a while but i shouldda seen it comin

There's no more smiles, no more songs not even humming

Truth is i always knew it was there

The way we kissed and you left me with a blank stare

Don't want the pain, so i think we ought to act

You want to leave and your suitcase is packed

It breaks my heart but the truth has been said

It's the end of the day so let's jus put this to bed

Good luv i hope you find a perfect mister

But now you're gone can i please fuck your sister?

Chorus

If you leave me now can i fuck your sister?

And your best friend.

If you leave me now can i fuck your sister?

And your best friend.

2hats

Thing is, you look like her, but like a wonky version or something

Mysti

Well yer minds made up and your bags are packed

But i've got something with your sister you and me always lacked.

Like locomotive's "choo choo!"

I've run out of track

Yer sisters fit as fuck & your vadge has gone slack

I still like you

But your sis gets the prize

I was surprised

She opened up all three of my eyes

She's the cherry on my cake

The sausage roll on my beans

When i'm spread eagled on your sister it's a sexual dream.

Eggs

Times they are a changing, that's what bob dylan said

You put your clothes back on and take your sisters off instead

I'll make it easy we can use a hotel

That way in the morning you won't suffer from the smell

Of my love, united, two as one

Your sister is the reason that i'm writing this song

It's not revenge, anger or frustration

If i'm the reactor then she's the radiation

Like two plus two it's gonna equal four

With you around the streets so please walk out the fucking door

Chorus

If you leave me now can i fuck your sister?

And your best friend.

Gonna leave you now cos yer sisters' fitter.

And so's your best friend.

2hats

Thing is, you knows i loves you, but your mouth smells funny when i fuck you

Xain

So, you think i'm crap in bed?

Well let me have a go with your sister instead

You knows i loves you

You knows it's true

But the thing is, i loves your sister too.

You think me dating your sister is weird

I told 'em all down the pub and they cheered

If i were you i'd be more concerned with my brother

He's having sex with your mother

Chorus

If you leave me now can i fuck your sister?

And your best friend.

If you leave me now can i fuck your sister?

And your best friend.