Your Mother's Got A Penis

That's right, you knows what I'm saying

Your mother's offered me the goods, I'm not paying.

It started as a laugh, as a bit of a joke

Something funny to say when I was having a smoke.

I first heard off this bloke, this fucking rumour going round

Your mother's reputation it's not sound

She's saving up the pennies hoping they'd turn into pounds

To have an operation to swap her gender around.

It's a shock to me and it's a shock to you

Your mother's got an adams apple, and a penis too

It don't look right see, when she's walking down the street

To see her ball bag jiggin' to the beat of her feet

I said

Your mother's got a penis

Your mother's got a penis

Your mother's got a penis

That's right

Your mother's got a penis

In internet rooms and computer mainframes

There's loads of e-mails bout your mother's blue veins.

Not the ones in her legs or the backs of her arms

But the ones in her member head and in her garms.

She walks around town, with a short dress on

Which sometimes exposes the tip of her dong.

Often it's dripping, sometimes it's dry

No matter when I see her there's a tear in my eye.

I thought I had to tell you, had to put it in a letter

But I thought fuck that I'd write a song in much better.

The only way to do it, to really let you know

I could prove it because I gave it a blow.

It was purely accidently because she got me really drunk

And she made me kiss her elephant trunk.

You know why? That's right

Your mother got a penis.

Your mother's got a penis *Your mother's got a penis*

Your mother's got a penis *Your mother's got a penis*

Your mother's got a penis *Your mother's got a penis, c'mon*

That's right

Your mother's got a penis *Your mother's got a penis*

Your mother's got a penis *Your mother's got a penis*

Your mother's got a penis *Your mother's got a penis*

Your mother's got a penis *Let's Rock !*

That's right

Your mother's got a penis

When she walks down the street, then she walks like John Wayne

I just seen her pissing standing up again.

Don't make no sense when you see her here and there

She got a cock and balls and real pubic hair.

And a single eye that sometimes weaps

If she lying on the bed then she rubs it on the sheets

Or up against the door or the back of your neck

If your mother's around then you make a double check.

I hate to tell you with all due respect

Take your mother to the doctors because her front bum's wrecked.

You know why?

Your mother's got a penis *C'mon Wembley*

Your mother's got a penis *Your mother's got a penis*

Your mother's got a penis

Your mother's got a penis *Put your hands in the air, Wembley*

That's right

Your mother's got a penis *Yes*

Your mother's got a penis *Wembley Arena, I can feel the electricity, C'mon !*

Your mother's got a penis

Your mother's got a penis

That's right

Your mother's got a penis

For the 18th week running, UK rap group the GLC hold the number one

position of the US billboard chart with another smash hit, Your Mother's Got A Penis.

Come 'ere boys, you ever seen a woman with a cock before?

Come yer, c'mon look at it. Bounce it up and down n I'll stick it in you

Come yer, a woman with a cock. Tidy !

Yeah it's the truth man, his mother have actually got a penis.