You Made Me Gay

I got somethin' to say! (what?)

I'm kinda gay! (yeah?)

I like to get paid and have sex for days (no!)

So listen up ladies

I like guyz and hate babies

If you get me real drunk

I'll go for the junk in the trunk

You want me bigtime, I only want you minitime

But then I see Matt Dillon and I want it HUGETIME!

You open up your lips and try to seal my doom

So I make a beeline straight to the menz room

I thought you were cute

I thought your ass was fine

But then I took down your pants

And I said "NEVER MIND!!!!"

Don't even try to play me bitch

Don't even try to front

You think that you want dong

But I know you want wet cunt

And there you go

Bein' all sick

Are you stupid, girl?

Of COURSE I want the dick!!!!

Stop lyin', ho!

You know that you want it!

NO I DON'T!!!!

Yes you do! Just admit it! ADMIT IT!!!!

You made me gay, girl, you made me gay, girl!!!!

Are you gay?

HAAAAY, you made me GAY.

I thought you liked it that way!

Naw, bitch, I'm gay!

I thought you liked it that way!!!!

No, ho, I'm fucking gay!!!!

You made me gay, girl, you made me gay, girl

You ain't gay

HAAAAY, you made me GAY.

STOP!…jockin' me girl

Why can't you see?

There's a million guys

That are dyin' to screw me

I see how it is Hunx

I don't give you a bona

When I'm through with your ass

It will be in a coma

You have the ass

You have the titty

But there's somethin' in my pants

That makes me wanna go to the shitty city

But menz ain't got no pussy

They ain't got no vagina

I'm THROUGH with you gay boyz

Drop outta mankind-a!!!!

You got Willy Wonka up in your underwear

And I like honey cuz I'm a little bear

Well I only pursued you cuz I heard that you had girth

But now I wish yo silly momma had NEVER given birth

Go gay, girl, it's so much better

I like the cheese, yeah, I like the cheddar

Your cock ain't nuthin' anyway I'd rather suck a dog off

And I'll just use a cucumber to get my fucking rocks off

There's so many girls and there's so many guys

It's hard to decide, when I like chicken thighs

You're missing out on hot ass humps cus I spread legs like anthrax

And Kenny G type blowjobz cuz I play a mean skin sax

For today go ahead and do me that way

But I made up my mind, silly ho, I'm GAY!!!!

Well maybe I should change my ways and stick to only ladies

Cuz I hate shitty menz and I don't want shitty babies.