Wasted Rock Ranger

Well I'm a wasted rock ranger

I live the life of danger

On the road to find a higher high

I don't need no one's affection

All I need is my injection

An out of tune les paul'll get me by

I've been doing gigs since I was ten

I really can't remember when

I ever had a dollar to my name

My ears are blown, my eyes are red

I got big holes inside my head

Snorting too much crystal and cocaine

I have bennies with the breakfast toast

Quaaludes with the evening roast

Assorted snorts of powder in between

I don't think a day's gone by

That I wasn't drunk or high

It's the only way I keep my sanity

From kegger's den to hooterville

My flaming tricks have topped the bill

A thousand empty bottles earn my name

Endless trains of one night stands

Sharing stages with half arsed bands

And all the local groupies lay the same

Well I could have had a paying job

Working for some fucked up slob

Wife and family true security

But I left that shit behind

For that heavy metal grind

'Cause rock and roll is in my blood to stay among other things

Hey, you're a wasted rock ranger

You'll live life of danger

Sing this song and follow it till the end

When you reach number one

You can overdose for fun

And go and visit jimi and his friends

Hey, you're a wasted rock ranger

You'll live a life of danger

Sing this song and follow it till the end

When we reach number one

Hey, we'll all overdose for fun

And we'll hang out with jimi and his friends