The Beauty & The Bitch

I hate to say it but my girlfriends don't last

When I try to be myself they vanish real fast

I loved you a lot you said it wasn't enough

Girl I disagree my bond was not a bluff

I went to live with love but her house was haunted

Instead of my caress it was cash that she wanted

Look at me now at last I am free

Here are the insults that you hurled at me

You're a snob and a slut I'm happy that it's over

I can't believe that I ever was your lover

Now I'm aware of what I did wrong

My mistake was to take your shit for so long

Paris is a place for ruthless intrigue

Among the Bovary you're in the Champion's League

You wanted someone calm, credulous and rich

With behaviour like yours I wish you good luck, bitch

Don't ask me who I'm with when under the heat

People mess around like dogs in the street

These are not the loves I wanted to weave

A web of emotion it's impossible to leave

I have loved and been loved

By the beauty and the bitch

I could never tell

The woman from the witch

It's hard to take a slap and all that jealous crap

But there's a way to keep her firmly on your lap

Just threaten to leave, say that you will go

Either she comes down or at least you will know

She only needs you to fight and to fuck

Take your whip and leave, look out for better luck

I have loved and been loved

By the beauty and the bitch

I could never tell

The woman from the witch