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Artist: Gym Class Heroes
Canonical path: /gym-class-heroes/holy-horseshit-batman
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Holy Horseshit, Batman
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Holy Horseshit, Batman
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She reached her hand out with a pamflet and i politely said "no, mam"
I mean no disrespect and i apologise if this fucks up your program
You tell me i'm gonna burn for lying but the heat can turn water to wine
Well if there's a hell below then we're all gonna' be just fine.
So there i stood six feet in sin, a walking contradiction
But in my wrath a posing question is "or am i another lost soul walking?"
Then she gave me a look so unchristian and told she'd pray for my children
I said "if you're so holy you'll probably out-live me but if i bought a jesus piece do you think he'd forgive me?"
Maybe i would be a fool to think
That somewhere in the sky's a place for me
What good would it be to pray for me
You won't save me, don't pray for me
Now i've never been religious
I'm just a big fan of logistics
And if it makes sense then i'm all for it
I even pray if the situation calls for it
Somebody asked me if i believe in miracles
I try to answer without sounding setiricle
I'm 3 years past my expiration and yet i'm still fresher than a newborn
So i guess that's my explanation but it's safe to say i've never seen a unicorn and i never chase rainbows
But i hear the devil wears designer clothes
So does god have a favourite brand?
And for that matter, is he even a man?
And will i go to hell for even saying that?
Only time will tell i'm just relaying facts.
Maybe i would be a fool to think
That somewhere in the sky's a place for me
What good would it be to pray for me
You won't save me, don't pray for me
Maybe i would be a fool to think
That somewhere in the sky's a place for me
What good would it be to pray for me
You won't save me, don't pray for me
Maybe i would be a fool to think
That somewhere in the sky's a place for me
What good would it be to pray for me
You won't save me, don't pray for me
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