Mash Up

See there was Ashley,

She caught my eyes the very second that she past

I kissed her once then she started to harass me

She called all night long

I had to buy her a brand new phone and let me see

There was Melanie,

To have a mouth like that should be a felony

Wouldn't believe half the shit that she was tellin me

I mean dirty vocab. She used to talk like she was

And after that there was Tiffany,

The one with the cute cousin

Are you kiddin me?

She had a man but that didn't mean shit to me

He tried to catch us all the time but I was just too

God Damn smooth

And can't forget to mention Kerry

But the situation quickly got scary

Cuz after 2 dates she's like "let's get married"

Can you believe that shit? I had to pack my bags and

move!

1-2-3-4

Where is your boy tonight?

I hope he is a gentleman

Where is your boy tonight?

Maybe he won't find out (x2)

I'll always remember Monica

The Jewish chick she'd always get me gifts for

hanukah

To me the folks who tried to make me rock the yamakah

But she looked so damn good she almost made my ass

convert

And after that there was Lisa

You know she had the twin sister Teresa

I bought the - getting pizza

The greatest night of my life said the rock that

killed two birds.

Remember Erica she had the stank-en-est breath in

North America

I know!

Tried to slip her Tic-Tacs but they were scared of

her

Yeah

And when we made out I always had to plug my nose

And I suppose you know ya sista

Chill! I swear my hand to God I only kissed her

Got a foot fetish but she got a lot of blisters

I mean hammer time beat you'd think she had that bug

for toes

Where is your boy tonight?

I hope he is a gentleman

Where is your boy tonight?

Maybe he won't find out (x2)

Remember Katherine

Talked so much I used to make her bring me aspirin

Blah blah blah I'm doing fine thanks for askin

I even tried to make a muzzle but her mouth just would

not quit

And oh shit, remember Shauna?

I hate to bring her up again I didn't wanna

The girl I talked about when I did the dog song

Yea the poster girl for

Made me loose my grip

And oh shit and there was Crystal

The meth head she used to sniff like a fist full

One time she chased me down the street with a pistol

She tried to say I took her stash she bugged out and

tried to kill my ass

And at last we got Kim

She went abroad came back and broke up with me

And so I ripped up all the letters that she sent me

I cried for like 3 days and it was back to my evil

ways

Where is your boy tonight?

I hope he is a gentleman

Where is your boy tonight?

Maybe he won't find out (x2)