Scandalous Scholastics

(Did you hear about Travis?)

(No, What?)

(I heard he's been hooking up with a teacher!)

(NICE!)

And I can hear 'em talking in the hallways

I'm always late for lunch,

Learning dirty little lessons from you

Now my name is on the lips of every cheerleader in my school

Now I'm a legend in the locker room (Legendary Baby!)

(Ah) I was just a snotty nosed degenerate

With hit pass perfection

Dodgin' teachers down to give my late ass detention

Hardly a heartthrob but I made due

Using those same "circle yes or no"

Notes I used in grade school

Folded love letters with a tab that read "pull here"

Writin' back and forth in notebooks for a full year

I used to daydream about Ms. Magnus

The type of fantasies you feel guilty for having

But who hasn't?

The only difference beside the age

Was the fact I acted on it

And who wouldn't?

A schoolboy crush met mature woman lust

And they hit it off so well

And I could tell the day she asked me

To stay after class that it was all bad

But I just bit my lip and acted all mad

The bell rang, class dismissed

She door shut and her skirt went up (That's a Fact!)

And I can hear 'em talking in the hallways (let 'em keep talking)

I'm always late for lunch,

Learning dirty little lessons from you (so sexy)

Now my name is on the lips of every cheerleader in my school

Now I'm a legend in the locker room (Legendary Baby!)

We gave a brand new meaning

To "after-school special"

The second that our lips touched

She kissed my ribs

And counted each one out loud

I tried my hardest not to giggle

But I couldn't cuz it tickled so much

She pulled my pants to half-mast

I said "hurry Miss Sin

You gonna make me late for math class"

The way she praised my balls was vicious

Now that's what I like to call sacrilegious

One time became twenty times

Before we knew it

We stopped caring about where we would do it

From the classroom to the bathroom

And when all the students was gone

We'd even do it in the staff room

From F's to A's in less than 3 days

Now the underachiever's the one with the best grades

Made the third floor shake without breakin' a sweat

Goddamn it felt good to be the teacher's pet

And I can hear 'em talking in the hallways (let 'em keep talking)

I'm always late for lunch,

Learning dirty little lessons from you (so sexy)

Now my name is on the lips of every cheerleader in my school

Now I'm a legend in the locker room (Legendary Baby!)

(Ah) Goodness gracious, accusations

Started flyin' through the building

Cruel As School Children

This isn't how it was supposed to be

Reminiscing don't stand so close to me

And if it's mostly my fault for letting this shit happen

But I couldn't resist a little adolescent bragging

I mean, after all I was only 15

And she was showing me things

My virgin eyes had never seen

Never forget the little meeting she called

But when she saw my reaction

It made her appalled

So basically what you're sayin' is

If I don't keep tappin' that ass

Then you ain't gonna let me pass

Psshh, Some punishment lady

And as I turned towards the door

I looked back

She had her clothes on the floor

Needless to say I passed with flying colors

But my teacher was my best friends mother (damn)

And I can hear 'em talking in the hallways (let 'em keep talking)

I'm always late for lunch,

Learning dirty little lessons from you (so sexy)

Now my name is on the lips of every cheerleader in my school

Now I'm a legend in the locker room (Legendary Baby!)

And I can hear 'em talking in the hallways (let 'em keep talking)

I'm always late for lunch,

Learning dirty little lessons from you (so sexy)

Now my name is on the lips of every cheerleader in my school

Now I'm a legend in the locker room (Legendary Baby!)

And I can hear 'em talking in the hallways (let 'em keep talking)

I'm always late for lunch,

Learning dirty little lessons from you (so sexy)

Now my name is on the lips of every cheerleader in my school

Now I'm a legend in the locker room (Legendary Baby!)

Ahhh!