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Artist: Half Man Half Biscuit
Canonical path: /half-man-half-biscuit/everything-s-aor
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Everything's AOR
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Everything's AOR
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Bubble perm
Ever since your bubble perm
I've gone ex-directory
Just in case you need me
Swivel chair
In your leather swivel chair
You can turn your back on me
Leave me in the out-tray
She's the main man in the office in the city
And she treats me like I'm just another lackey
But I can put a tennis racket up against my face
And pretend that I am Kendo Nagasaki
Executive
Think you're all executive
But I could still upset you with
Millican and Nesbitt
Acumen
Loads of business acumen
But can you remember when
You would die for Flintlock
Mary oh Mary
Quite ordinary
Tell me how does your CD collection grow
With Sade and Whitney
Vandross and T'Pau
Everything's AOR
She's the main man in the office in the city
And she treats me like I'm just another lackey
But I can put a tennis racket up against my face
And pretend that I am Kendo Nagasaki
She's the main man in the office in the city
I remember though when she was reading Jackie
But I can put a tennis racquet up against my face
And pretend that I am Kendo Nagasaki
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