Prag Vec at the Melkweg

In the town where I was born

Lived a man who went to work

And he told us of his life

Building space ships on forty pounds a week

And he'd take us all for rides

And we'd do some serious drugs in

On board the Enterprise Allowance

We could do whatever we liked

And we could go to a Meadowlark Lemon seminar

Be at the Tony Monopoly incident

Sort a strobe for Connie Plank

Shop around with Johnny Kwango

If you would come with me to Dawlish

I'd be like Stadler's caddy for ya

And we'd return in time for tea

And our Dads would not have inklings

Said we'd been to organise a Frisbee competition

With the Gypsies down the road'

Do you want to swap a hundred Spandex overcoats

For the mental age of a haversack

It's been like this since we saw

Prag Vec at the Melkweg

Oh I doctored my edible thong with listeria

Now my only hope is that your offspring walks backwards

Just as I expected the shopkeeper appeared

And then the band began to play