Restless Legs

Here she lies in a fleecy gown

By my side in the eiderdown

But she can't get a ticket to Morning Town

Cause I've got restless legs

Boring though this film may be

Slumber still won't visit me

So long as you stay next to me

For I have restless legs

Milky drink and Sudafed

"That should sort you out" she said

As I kicked myself clean out of the bed

And raised my restless legs

Call me a puppet. Cures I've sought

All in all they've come to naught

I wish it was some astronaut

Who had these restless legs

4:06 and I'm wide awake

Got an uncontrollable urge to take

A 5-mile hike around the Ogwen lake

And stretch these restless legs

No sympathy from Uncle Greg

Nor indeed from Auntie Meg

Well Thank God I'm not Jake the Peg

With an extra restless leg

So come the day when I don't exist

And worms are flying through the graveyard mist

Don't go calling the excorcist

It's just my restless legs

It's just my restless legs

It's just my restless legs