Favorite Pony

There's something happening on the internet

And I don't really get it.

Once again I have to say I'm not into that

But I'm sure that I'll regret it,

Cause I know thousands of people

Never cared about anything more

They spent the last 6 months making

Tumblers, fanfic and bulletin boards

And I think all that excitement is great,

But when they ask I have no choice

I still have to say,

That I don't have a favorite pony,

Cause I've never seen that show

And I don't have a favorite pony

Cause I'm 31 years old,

And I don't have a favorite pony,

Cause I'm a self respecting dude,

And I don't have a favorite pony

Cause I just can't choose

Dash the pegasus has rainbow

Hair and the cutest cutie mark,

And apple jack is the strongest mare, always working so hard,

And flutter shy has totally got that marilyn vibe goin on

But when it comes to the beauty prize oh rarity's already won,

And pinky pies excitement could fuel a jet plane,

But twilights the nerdyest and that goes a long way

But I don't have a favorite pony

Cause I've never seen that show,

And I don't have a favorite pony

Cause I'm 31 years old,

And I don't have a favorite pony

Cause I'm a self respecting dude,

And I don't have a favorite pony

Cause I just can't choose.

Well my goal is to make this into a better planet

And I don't take that lightly.

I should be working my butt off all day damn it

And with any luck I might be.

But it's equally probable that instead of changing the world

I've spent the last 6 hours watching a cartoon made for little girls.

Battles in the real world are so complexly won,

It's all so much simpler in equestria,

But I don't have a favorite pony

I don't have one even though

I've spent the whole day trying to pick by watching all the episodes,

I don't have a favorite pony

Cause I'm a self respecting guy

And I don't have a favorite pony cause I,

I like spike.