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Hans Teeuwen
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Hans Teeuwen

Hans Teeuwen is a Dutch comedian and musician who started in stand-up comedy in the 1980s. His humor tends toward the dark and absurd, which found an audience...

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Hans Teeuwen is a Dutch comedian and musician who started in stand-up comedy in the 1980s. His humor tends toward the dark and absurd, which found an audience in the Netherlands. He was born in 1964 in Tegelen.

Other songs in his catalog include "Nostradamus," "Agressie," and "Blood & bones."

Teeuwen has released albums like "Hans Teeuwen" (1990), "Het Vervolg" (1992), and "Poephoofd" (2007). He has worked with musicians including bassist Peter van der Velde and drummer Ruud de Graaf. In 2009, he faced blasphemy charges for a joke about the Bible, though the charges were later dropped.

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