Ha Ha

It’s even money

You’d think it’s funny

If I got a pie in the face

One man’s disaster is another one’s laughter

It’s old as the human race

Ha ha ha

Laughing is all I do

But you’ve only known me since I’ve been lonely

So you don’t believe it’s true

Hey, you don’t know me from an Adam

And I don’t know you from an Eve

We’ve only got boredom in common

Why don’t we just get up, get out of here, and leave

And go ha ha ha

Laughing all over the town

See, you’ve only known me since I’ve been lonely

I’m different when I’m fooling around

One time I laughed all the way

From Flagstaff, Arizona to Baton Rouge

Left a trail of one-liners in truck stops and diners

Ended up dazed and confused

Exhausted by mirth

I fell to the earth

And slumbered for nearly a year

I could have been dead

But I met you instead

Now everything’s perfectly clear:

Laugh or the jokes on you

But you’ve only known me since I’ve been lonely

So you don’t believe it’s true