Hookers And Blow

I picked up the phone- it was Chris on the line

He said “Saddle up- we’ll have a good time.

We’ll cross the border, find some hookers and blow

The answer is yes, don’t you dare tell me no!”

So we grabbed Boyd and Duke, and we hit the road

Grit in our teeth, our pockets full of gold

We crossed the border, found a den of sin

Twas the finest place I’d ever been in

Singing lie la lie lie la lie lie la lie lie….

Chris found a redhead, Boyd and Duke each founds blondes

I found a brunette, she had no clothes on

They charged for the loving, the cocaine was free

They filled our glasses with cheap shit whiskey

And when the sun set, we’d had out fill

Out came the stars, and wolves for the kill

They drew their pistols, and knives from the boot

They said “Stand and deliver, your horses and loot”

Singing lie la lie lie la lie lie la lie lie….

The fighting was brutal, but it was done fast

We pulled our pocket knives and McGuyvered their ass

We kissed the girls goodbye, road into the sunset

With memories of good times we'll never forget

And I bet you're wondering if this story is true

I lied about the cocaine, the rest is up to you

Singing lie la lie lie la lie lie la lie lie….