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Artist: Hauk
Canonical path: /hauk/the-bacon-song
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The Bacon Song
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The Bacon Song
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Hitler was a Vegetarian- and now he's dead
Osama Bin Ladin, he doesn't eat bacon, and there's a price on his head
But me and my people, we eat bacon- most of us daily
And we're a shining example of goodness and freedom, from sea to shining sea
Cause Bacon adds life, Bacon adds Joy
It's the most wonderful thing in all the world
And It Keeps Us Strong!
There was vegan family
They had a new born child
They fed it on a diet of apple juice and soy milk
The poor baby died
Bacon adds life, Bacon adds joy
It's the most wonderful thing in all the world
And It Keeps Us Strong!
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Hauk performs "The Bacon Song", and this lyric page sits inside the Hauk catalog on LyroVerse.
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