Yo, Girl

[Heather Duke]

Martha Dumptruck took a belly flop off the Old Mill Bridge last night holding a suicide note

[Veronica]

Oh my God. Is she dead?

[Heather Duke]

Just some broken bones

Just another geek trying to imitate the popular people

And failing miserably

[Heather Chandler, Rum and Kurt]

Yo Girl

Keep it together

I Knew

You would come far

Now You’re

Truly a Heather

Smell How

Gangsta you are

[Veronica]

Martha, I’m so sorry?

[Heather Chandler, Rum and Kurt]

Yo Girl

Feel a bit punchy?

She’s Not

Looking so well

Still You’ve

Earned that red scrunchie

Come Join

Heather in hell

[Veronica’s Dad]

Where have you been?

[Veronica’s Mom]

We’ve been worried sick!

Your friend J.D. stopped by

He told us everything?

[Veronica]

Everything?

[Veronica’s Dad]

Your depression?

Your thoughts of suicide?

[Veronica’s Mom]

He even showed us your copy of Moby Dick

[Heather Chandler]

He’s got your handwriting down cold

[Veronica’s Mom]

Please, honey. Talk to us!

[Veronica]

No, you wouldn’t understand!

[Veronica’s Mom]

Try me!

I’ve experienced everything you’re going through right now

[Heather Chandler, Rum and Kurt]

Guess who’s right down the block?

[Veronica’s Mom]

Your problems seem like life and death

[Heather Chandler, Rum and Kurt]

Guess who’s climbing the stairs?

[Veronica’s Mom]

I promise, they’re not

[Heather Chandler, Rum and Kurt]

Guess who’s picking your lock?

[Veronica]

You don’t know what my world looks like!

[Heather Chandler, Rum and Kurt]

Time’s up!

Go say your prayers!

Veronica’s running on

running on fumes now

Veronica’s totally fried

Veronica’s gotta be tripping on ‘schrooms now

Thinking that she can hide

Veronica’s done for

there’s no doubt now

Notify next of kin!

Veronica’s trying to keep him out now

Too late!

He got in!

[J.D.]

Knock! Knock!

Sorry for coming in through the window

Dreadful etiquette, I know!

[Veronica]

Get out of my house!