Morning Viking Bloody Routine

I wake up in the morning, and have some cereal

Take a hot shower, while listening to Metal

I get out of the box, and start drying myself

Today I'm gonna go out, and chase some motherfuckin' elves

I put up my armor, made of iron

Pick up my axe, and put the shield on my back

I dress my heavy boots, of metal

Then I dress my acessories, and my medals

I walk through the door, and the wind blows on my face

I feel the smell of death, of the germanic race

I say good morning to my neighbor

Then I buy some bread, from the baker

Then I go to training, get even stronger

I'm a mighty viking, and a great conquerer

The women love my muscles, and I fuck 'em all

They like a lot of my pau

After some hours of training, I get some rest

Eat some proteins, to become the best

Then I start preparing to kill the elves

But only after lunch, cus' I'm hungry as hell